The curse of the IPhone 4

The iPhone 4 is a touchscreen smartphone developed by Apple. It is the fourth generation of iPhone, and successor to theiPhone 3GS. It is particularly marketed for video calling (marketed by Apple as FaceTime), consumption of media such as books and periodicals, movies, music, and games, and for general web and e-mail access. The iPhone 4 runs Apple's iOS operating system, the same operating system as used on previous iPhones, the iPad, and theiPod Touch. It is primarily controlled by a user's fingertips on the multi-touch display, which is sensitive to fingertip contact etc. etc. etc.

 Short (Nina) version: a thing that is sucking the life out of my days.  Why? Here it goes.

My boyfriend just got IPhone 4 after a long time of craving for something with an apple logo on. He convinced me to go with him to get it. Man, I didn't know then just what I'm getting myself into. This THING ( it just easier to call it that way) has made my life hell. I made my conditions very clear: if you'll spend too much time on your phone, I'm taking it for a swim. The deal was made. And broken shortly after that. I let it slip by for the first few days, you know, the excitement of a new phone, we all have that. Then there's exploring your options, uploading applications and so on and on and on. The thing has like a million possibilities. Seriously, don't tell me you need and aplication that makes your face look fat. So I've let him play. And how he played with the thing! Here comes the catchy part: after more than a few weeks, he still hasn't stop playing! He has been poking that thing EVER SINGLE DAY FOR HOURS! Check facebook, check twitter, check google +, check email, check the weather...................every two seconds! It's not like there's something new every two seconds! Specially on the beach. The only thing I have to know is if the world ended, everything else is in that precise (beach) situation not important. I think maybe the thing is missing an application called: girlfriend's mood. Maybe he would check that from time to time. Without a doubt it would say: -.- if you don't know what this face means, I'll tell you it means ANNOYED. And I can make an awesome annoyed face.

OK, I've been hard on the thing, maybe I'm a little jealous of it. Can you blame me? It's taking all of the attention of me. I admit (hardly) that it can come in handy sometimes, but that doesn't mean you have to spend a lifetime on it. It really DOESN'T. Maybe I should stop complaining and start thinking about a tatoo. A tatoo of a bitten apple. Maybe then... Oh hell no! I'm not competing with it! Besides, there are things that even the thing can't do, that I can. He can't cook, wash your clothes, take you places, cuddle you, give you a massage and other fun stuff. Sorry IPhone, but I still rule!